{"product_id":"the-world-contains-protons-neutrons-electrons-and-fucking-morons-sarcastic-shirt","title":"The world contains protons neutrons electrons and fucking morons sarcastic shirt Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eOriginal Design – Soft Cotton, Vibrant Print\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eFirst impression? Fire. Tenth wash? Still fire. Printed directly on Gildan® cotton with pro-grade DTG ink that bonds to the fiber. No cracking, ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eThe image shows a T-Shirt preview, but this design is ready on \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Select your variant and we’ll craft it to order.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHere’s Why It’s Worth It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003ePrint That Pops\u003c\/strong\u003e – DTG-printed directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling – just bold, vivid color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eComfort-Level: 10\/10\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® blanks with OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Soft on skin, gentle on the planet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eMove Freely\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eUS Cotton, Real Quality\u003c\/strong\u003e – Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. 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