{"product_id":"reality-1-star-review-t-shirt-funny-pessimist-nihilist-dark-humor-tee-xs-5xl","title":"Reality 1 Star Review T-Shirt Funny Pessimist Nihilist Dark Humor Tee XS-5XL Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee","description":"\u003ch3\u003eOriginal Design – Soft Cotton, Vibrant Print\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eImagine scrolling past this and NOT getting it. Yeah, we can’t either. Soft Gildan® cotton, studio-quality print, and a fit that just works. You’re welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📸 \u003cem\u003eSeeing a T-Shirt? That’s just the preview! This exact design is also available on \u003cstrong\u003eLong Sleeve, Sweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e. Just choose your style – we print and ship it your way.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat Makes It Hit Different\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eColors That Stay\u003c\/strong\u003e – Advanced DTG ink bonds with every fiber. Wash it 50 times – still looks fresh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eNot Your Average Blank\u003c\/strong\u003e – Gildan® Ultra Cotton \u0026amp; Heavy Blend – the same blanks top brands trust.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e👕 \u003cstrong\u003eMove Freely\u003c\/strong\u003e – Classic unisex fit with taped seams. The tear-away label means nothing scratching your neck.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong\u003eUS Cotton, Real Quality\u003c\/strong\u003e – Proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Feel good about what you wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eMaterials \u0026amp; Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirt \u0026amp; Long Sleeve:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pure cotton (5.3–6 oz) – breathable comfort, durable construction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirt \u0026amp; Hoodie:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50\/50 Heavy Blend (8 oz) – pill-resistant with spandex cuffs \u0026amp; waistband.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eFabric note – Sport Grey (90\/10 cotton\/poly) has a slight poly blend for that classic heather finish.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFind Your Perfect Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot sure about sizing? 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40,8 Z\" fill=\"#A4C8E1\" stroke=\"currentColor\" stroke-opacity=\"0.25\" stroke-width=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLight Blue\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdetails class=\"pc-style\" open\u003e\u003csummary\u003eGildan 5000 — Unisex T-Shirt\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"pc-tw\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eBust\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 in (71.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 in (91.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 in (73.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40 in (101.6 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 in (76.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44 in (111.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 in (78.7 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48 in (121.9 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 in (81.3 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52 in (132.1 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 in (83.8 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56 in (142.2 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34 in (86.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e60 in (152.4 cm)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails class=\"pc-style\"\u003e\u003csummary\u003eGildan 2400 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv 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